Thursday, February 25, 2010

Good decesions beats probability

So today I bought myself a pair of goggles. After a decade without swimming. Finally decided to hit the pool today. Didnt do too bad. Did 4 100 meter laps. Was almost dead on the last one. I need my stamina back. Im a useless piece of crap as of now. Heres my equation.

HUMAN - STAMINA + LAZY = USELESS

Recently two human behaviors have caught my attention.

A
It is how when certain humans are not deaf yet certain instruction is inaudible to them. Its amazing how the "awesome" human minds can switch frequencies like a radio. When they are on one, it is impossible to receive anything from other frequencies. For example, when A is watching the television, the sense of sight and hearing has been used and when B comes along to talk to A, unless he/she switches his/her frequency, nothing B says will be registered. So what if A chooses NOT to switch his/her frequency when B only has the time to announce a warning only once then runs off? A = GG


B
This in particular is rather fascinating. I have seen countless of these and the numbers climb. No remedy is known yet for this. It is how a human would whine and complain about a problem he/she faces and how the the problem completely conflicts with his/her dogma yet does nothing to fix it. The problem drags on and often it becomes worse yet he/she still remains steadfast about doing nothing about it saying that it is a win win solution for both parties. The victim's human companions naturally by instinct offer words of advice and various alternative solutions to the victim yet still the victim is still stubborn and against any form of finding a solution yet still whines and complains.


If I determined how Moral is taught in schools, the future generations could live in houses without gates leaving both car doors and house doors unlocked yet sleep soundly at night.


ANYWAY, enough analysis of human behavior.

This is week 2 without HON. I hate games which are like a dice roll. The joy you obtain from playing the game has a probability to it. On a dice roll for HON it would look like this.

123 = win

456 = lose

YET if you roll 123, there is another dice roll!

12 = happy

3456 = stressed out AKA Nget Sai.


WOW still makes sense when the real world doesn't. My Hunter on world of warcraft is stuck at level 70. Gonna buy Wrath of the Lich King soon. Just waiting for the right time. havemt got enough time on my hands to sit down and grind to level 80. NO I will not play a Death Knight. Useless hero class. Lousy tank in a party and can barely top Warriors at damage. Some hero class eh.






































(I less than three you)

Friday, February 19, 2010

7 days aint enough

Chin came back for one week and left. Damn. At least last night we had a great time together playing Frozen Throne.

Chin - Undead
Me - Night Elves
Alex - Night Elves
Mat - Human
Low - Orc

Its a pity Ezra wasn't around. Tulah kau Dusun! Always balik kampung. Mat and I should have played either Orc or Undead so that we could be shouting

FOR THE HORDE!

Good times. Cant wait to see that chinese fellow again when he comes back again for holidays. We didnt do much together due to busy schedules. All we did was play games, a movie, and more games. Sigh. 2010 has been pretty neutral. Hopefully things pick up soon.
Gonn try out a new sport soon. Swimming. My basketball shoes ripped and I cant find my size here in KK which means I wont be in bird mode on the court. So until then its fish mode in the water. Havent been in the water for almost a decade now. Since I outgrew my swimming trunks and I lost my goggles.

The water calls my name,
its flirting with me,
so I shall do the same,
in the water I wanna be,

Recently started listening to stuff by 2AM. They have not been really heard of until recently. JYP was too busy to promote them I guess. Being the more ballad and
soulful compared to their upbeat and loud label mates from 2PM. 2AM has it in them to go the distance. Now all they need is a hit.

The best stuff I heard recently. "Mawi World" on mineral water bottles. I wont buy mineral water just because it has his face on a Spritzer bottle! How about somebody like Jason Derulo or even Sean Kingston? Yeah, throw on a pic of good ol Sean Kingston showing a thumbs up with a word bubble saying "Water like a melody" or maybe "Cool like fire!" Jason could do that too with him wearing sunglasses and a songkok with catchy phrases such as

"Water say?"

"When the roof caved in, water came out!"

"Wa wa wa water she say?"

"Mmmineral water she say?"

All I have

verse 1
Wish I could get you pretty clothes,
Wish I could get you a nice necklace,
then date you in an expensive car,
and travel with you to nice places,

Yet the wallet in my pocket is dusty,
The paint on the ATM card has faded,
What can I do to impress you?
A man like me is not worthy of you,

All I can do is wish for you,
all I can ever do is miss you,
all I have is this song to ask,
Will you ever be mine?

Hook
should this ever make you laugh,
at least I know I made you smile,
even all I am is never enough,
even when I walk the extra mile,

verse 2
Wish I could tell you how I feel,
and show you that I am for real,
dont mind even if your answer is no,
I can live knowing that now you know,

as much as I want you to be with me,
as much as you want the finer things,
yet you are not too blind to see,
that I cant give you all of these,

All I can do is wish for you,
all I can ever do is miss you,
all I have is this song to ask,
Will you ever be mine?

Hook
should this ever make you laugh,
at least I know I made you smile,
even all I am is never enough,
even when I walk the extra mile,

Saturday, February 13, 2010

Rasa Kau Tahun Baru Cina

What a boring Saturday. Car's battery went dead the other day and I had to get it changed. set me back by Rm 310. Zzz. World wake was bad. I dont even want to know what comes in the next one. Storm might come back. I dont know. No mood for anything though lately. Recently played Frozen Throne. haha! Its awesomee I tell you. I remember the times I would skip class to play that game wayyyy back in 2003. Feeling young just by talking about it. Here is the new chant.

MARI KITA BERSUT!

and

DIE SHORTY!

Well, tomorrow is the big CNY. Still hoping for red packets at this age. I have no shame of expecting. Free money is free money.

Monday, February 8, 2010

A Caustic Finale



I still remember playing truant back in school just to go play War Craft 3 Frozen throne. It was the most awesome game ever back then. We always played on Ice Crown. That was back in 2003. That time Frozen Throne just came out and it was hot. War Craft had the best plot twists in its story line. At the end, Prince Arthas defeated Illidan in Northrend and became the Lich King. Illidan, Lady Vashj and Prince Kaelthas retreated to the Out lands.



7 years later in World of Warcraft, the Lich King is finally slain by Tirion Fordring. A good frind of his former mentor Uther the lightbringer. What an epic battle. In the war, Lady Sylvannas is almost killed as a handful of forsaken go rogue and wipe out the Horde and Alliance alike at the gates of Ice Crown. For 7 years Arthas ruled as the Lich King and now dies. I cant wait to see what will happen to the Scourge without their leader. In the 7 years, these few people with the greed for power finally meet their doom.

Arthas is killed by Tirion Fordring

Illidan is killed by Maeive Shadowsong

Prince Kaelthas is killed by Any random group who wants to pawn him.

War Craft has been the best game over the past few years. It doesnt stop at Dota. No it will live on.

Thursday, February 4, 2010

C and Y

CNY is here again. Oh yeah. Nothing much to look forward to. As you age, the chances of you receiving red packets tends to dip.
Sigh, as you grow older, the world seems to grow colder.

Currently been listening to songs by 2PM such as
1. I was Crazy about you
2. All night long
3. Back to you
4. Gimme the light

those guys are awesome. Its just a pity they are one man short since Jay left.
Those guys sound great even with auto tune. On the other hand, I dont feel the same about all the other artists who use auto tune.
Lets start of with talking about auto tune. Its that robotic voice that was made famous by T Pain. I dont approve of artists using it before proving they have any solid form of talent especially new cats like Sean Kingston and Jason Derulo. Yes. Currently their two hit singles "Shawty like a melody" and "Whatcha say" has been playing from speakers everywhere. Until you have proven that you can actually sing, using auto tune on your first album only makes you look stupid. Auto tune wasnt made to cover your flaws. It was additional. The thing about RnB and what makes it different from other genres is that the human voice is not just a person singing with the melody. The human voice is an INSTRUMENT also. Ever wondered why some times you would get lost when you sang RnB songs at the karaoke? and you need the lyrics to guide you so you wouldnt get lost? Thats what I mean.

Anyway here are a few artists using auto tune for the greater good/fun/nothing better to do/too much money/they have talent and their fans know it so they dont give a.

1.T Pain
2.Chris Brown
3.Lil Wayne
4.Omarion
5.Marques Houston
6.Lil Wayne
7.Snoop Dogg
8.R Kelly
9.Kanye West
10.Akon

These two dont deserve to be anywhere near hiphop and RnB. It makes me feel old saying this but these young cats dont make real music anymore.
So as a conclusion, stay away from auto tune until you have proved any solid form of talent because you are just fake that way. Nuff said.

C and Y

CNY is here again. Oh yeah. Nothing much to look forward to. As you age, the chances of you receiving red packets tends to dip.
Sigh, as you grow older, the world seems to grow colder.

Currently been listening to songs by 2PM such as
1. I was Crazy about you
2. All night long
3. Back to you
4. Gimme the light

those guys are awesome. Its just a pity they are one man short since Jay left.
Those guys sound great even with auto tune. On the other hand, I dont feel the same about all the other artists who use auto tune.
Lets start of with talking about auto tune. Its that robotic voice that was made famous by T Pain. I dont approve of artists using it before proving they have any solid form of talent especially new cats like Sean Kingston and Jason Derulo. Yes. Currently their two hit singles "Shawty like a melody" and "Whatcha say" has been playing from speakers everywhere. Until you have proven that you can actually sing, using auto tune on your first album only makes you look stupid. Auto tune wasnt made to cover your flaws. It was additional. The thing about RnB and what makes it different from other genres is that the human voice is not just a person singing with the melody. The human voice is an INSTRUMENT also. Ever wondered why some times you would get lost when you sang RnB songs at the karaoke? and you need the lyrics to guide you so you wouldnt get lost? Thats what I mean.

Anyway here are a few artists using auto tune for the greater good/fun/nothing better to do/too much money/they have talent and their fans know it so they dont give a.

1.T Pain
2.Chris Brown
3.Lil Wayne
4.Omarion
5.Marques Houston
6.Lil Wayne
7.Snoop Dogg
8.R Kelly
9.Kanye West
10.Akon

These two dont deserve to be anywhere near hiphop and RnB. It makes me feel old saying this but these young cats dont make real music anymore.
So as a conclusion, stay away from auto tune until you have proved any solid form of talent because you are just fake that way. Nuff said.

Monday, February 1, 2010

HON and HOFF

So how do I pick up from my last one? Its been almost a month since my previous post. Havent set aside time to blog. Honestly, nothing much to talk about. I picked up World of Warcraft recently. Sigh. I have always loved online games. Well, its not about the grinding or questing but ALL about killing people. Ahem. I love killing in games yet I would never kill a fly. I only swat them and it so happens they die when I do that. Started playing a Troll Hunter and am now at lvl 56. *roar of the crowd*
Been playing online games since form 3. The first one was Elysium online. Then it was Ragnarok online. It was the best I tell you. Everyday PVP PVP PVP PVP.



Kindda semi retired from HON and Dota. Tired of some of the people I play with to the point it aint even fun if we win a game. Theres more than what meets the eye. It aint all about pawning people. Its all about HOW you pawn people and WHO you pawn people with. It bites when people start pointing fingers at KSers and start comparing who is better than who based on Kills and Deaths. Some people think a pro is determined by how many last hits, uber gear he farms and how rare he dies. In war, sacrifices must be made. Often if not for the death of a team mate, there can be no victory.

Heres an example (Kalau tidak faham, pandai pandai lah)

Legion
1 Magmus (tank)
2 Scout (damage)
3 Pyromancer (nuker/disabler)
4 Arachna (damage)
5 Blacksmith (nuker/disabler)


Hellbourne
1 Plague Rider (nuker)
2 Wretched Hag (nuker)
3 Rampage (tank/damage)
4 Pebbles (tank/disabler)
5 Hammerstorm (damage/disabler)

Now say in a war, none of the heroes in Legion can break the Hellbourne. All they can do is throw pot shots at each other. The Legion are not advised to stick as Plague Rider's ultimate is just insane. The only way to break it is for Magmus to initiate the war by stunning in and drawing all the skills to him. If not, none of his allies can really take a beating. Magmus is dead for sure. But now the opponents skills are on cool down. Its time for his team to take them out. Hence, no victory without sacrifice. No fingers should be pointed and no numbers should be calculated.



I found out recently another friend of mine turned into a lesbian. Lord knows why this thing is so rampant now. I picked up a book on Psychology recently so I could understand humans better. (macamlah kau bukan) The booke talked about this in all the wonderful languages normal people wont understand but in a way, they are attracted to the opposite sex just like how drug addicts are addicted to drugs. They know its bad yet they cant quit.